I'm such a bad mommy :)

as you guys know we have huge spiders, well juan thought he killed the one in the web on the back of the deck. Thats the one i have taken pics of. His web they knocked down and we haven't seen him in a couple of days. Before the spidey disappeared, my brother had taught the boys how to throw moths into their webs and watch them eat. So they threw front porch spider and back porch spider each a moth or moff as savannah calls them.

Juan has been getting in alot of trouble lately and being a real stink pot, so I was sitting in my bathroom and see my cell phone on the side of the tub. I grab it dial *67 and call my kitchen phone. Juan answers and I say "this is the back porch spider, feed me a moff, Ill be waitin beside the pink playhouse" Then I hung up the phone. I had a real scary ingrid colt sounding voice LOL I hear his footsteps go back to the back door and hear the blinds move as hes looking out back.

LOLLLLLLLLso i had to stay in the bathroom 20 min so i could come out not laughing. I come out and he said "was that you" and I played it off really well and he kept saying "that had to be you, that had to be you" so i tell him to take out the trash and the pink playhouse is directly outside the door LMAOOOOoo and so he gathers the trash and moves the spider barricade (we keep towels under the cracks so no spiders get in, but they are always hiding under the towel) When he moves the spider barricade, sees there is none and steps out by the pink play house, I let out a blood curdling scream that could be heard for blocks and he about dropped a load in his trousers LMAOOOOOOOOOThen I called him back on the phone and told him it was me LMAOOOOOOOO He said I scared him the freakin death LMAOOOOOOOOOO the funny thing is a leaf blew past when i screamed and from the corner of his eye he thought it was a spidey LMAOOOOOOOO