Friday, April 18, 2008

OMG I'm straight up TRIPPING!!

I have this letter on my desk from this guy named Bruce and I'm thinking okay Junk mail............... OWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Holy crap...........it's a love letter from a guy back in 1995 but it wasnt' for me. He tracked down Dianna F.... (took out my last name cause that's googleable) through the sheriff and a lawyer.........In it he says that he was in the shower with a guy named Tommy and he got out and showed me his sausage and "Dianna" showed him her breast and backside and he wish he could've got it on with me back then. Owoooooooooo and owooooooooooo and Owoooooooooooooooo I was trying to think where i was back then but i was def not in Marshfield TX......shoo you better make sure you have the right Dianna before you start sending stuffs about your sausage!! OWOOOOOOO!!!!

4 comments:

SassyFemme said...

Ewww, ewww, ewww!

Twinkie said...

Oh Mah Gah. That is CLASSIC. Can you imagine sending a letter like that? Thanks for a good laugh this morning.

Carie said...

that is to funny lol...I got a letter from a 40 year old man saying his lawyer and a private invistigator said I was his mom lol I was only 27...I wrote him back lol

Deb said...

LOL!!!!

And totally weird!