The Mall

I rarely go to the mall. Anxiety used to get the best of me, but now it's because there's so much stuff at the mall to buy!!!!!! Brou HA HA!
Today, the kids all had money and wanted to spend it. I looked for a dollar store to no avail. I remembered, there is one Inside Jefferson Mall. So off we go inside and I have all the kids < @@ > big eye roll because they were awful there. Especially Madison today. Shooooooo Wild is her word of the day.
After Madison was chasing after something in Claires and knocked over a huge soda all over the carpet, I take them all out in the mall and wait for Juan who generously bought him and his brother a necklace (he got a job mowing lawns)
This lady fast approaches me and said "come here for just a minute"
I walk over and she starts trying to sell me these Dead Sea Mineral nail kits and is going on about the nails natural oils and stuff. "blah blah blah" is all I hear because really, I hate sales people and you will see why..........
She takes my hand and takes this Magic white buffer off the display. She tells me to use the black side first and she starts doing my nail. I had a headache and it actually felt good. I started listening a lil more and then came the blue side Ahhhhhhhhhhhh it felt good and then she hit the silk side. I was getting cold chills feeling the silk slide across my fingers, heavennnn.
She gets finished and has my nail covered and says "You promise when I take this off, you won't scream or jump up and down"
I answer "Yes" and am thinking to myself, is she freaking serious, Like I am really going to jump up and down over a nail rub in the mall.
LOLLLLLL She takes it off and I loudly said "WOWWWWWWWWWWWW" I really did want to jump up and down LOL my nail was sooooooooooooooooo freaking shiny and bright and the other ones were so dull, so she did more and I was soooo excited, it was so cool.
She told me it was 69 bucks for a big kit, with the dead sea oils, lotions and such and the magic buffer. Then she told me half off, she'd sell it to me for 30. I was like nooooooooooo I'm sorry I just don't have 30 extra dollars. Juan then hands me his left over 5 bucks, (ooooooooooooo Wanting to really jump up and down) and I tell him that's sweet, but that's still high. She then gave it to me for 25.00 if I take the receipt with her name on it and give it to someone to promote the product. So Juan pays for 5 I paid the 20 and I HAVEEEEEE THE BUFFER!!!!!!!!! Mom, I'll come excite you this weekend!!!!!!
ACKKKKKKKKKKKKK I'm so gullible!!!! But I'll be gullible and have shiny nails!
Okay I am off, Junie B Jones and the smelly stupid bus is patiently waiting in Savannahs hands for me to read :o)
Have a great day all, I will with my shiny fingers, my magic buffer and my dead sea Oils and lotions :P